+ 295477 Notes

carworu:

true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes

+ 168 Notes

-wondersmith:

Class has been slow lately.

Aug 12 @ 6:06 PM
iva's art   fanart  
+ 5312 Notes

fullmetalfisting:

Have you ever not cared about something so much that you start actively hating the fact that anyone cares about it?

Aug 11 @ 8:15 PM
+ 40890 Notes

Aug 09 @ 9:39 PM
+ 142 Notes

sorcerer-supreme-pizza:

if the guardians of the galaxy are so accepting then why is it that i, richard rider

+ 129166 Notes

The actual zodiac signs

fabulink:

Aries: really fucking arrogant
Taurus: bossy as fuck
Gemini: two-faced spawn of satan
Cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot
Leo: talks way too much
Virgo: overanalyzes everything
Libra: probably hella boring
Scorpio: has a collection of knives
Sagittarius: keep your opinions to yourself
Capricorn: lucifer’s servant
Aquarius: hella weird and judgemental
Pisces: way naive and probably gay

Aug 04 @ 1:45 AM
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Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together you and I.
by Cecil Baldwin, Welcome to Night Vale. (via calvinjcandie)
Aug 03 @ 2:00 AM
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another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

Aug 02 @ 2:00 AM
christ   rt   q  
+ 14076 Notes

everyonelovesagoodtrainwreck:

August 1st, 2014: Today in Supernatural history we learned that Dean Winchester likes to wear women’s underwear.

Aug 01 @ 9:55 PM
supernatural   rt  
+ 72291 Notes

Jul 30 @ 6:43 PM
about jade   ------   yep   about  
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lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

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coveredinsnow-:

sometimes i just 

image

[chinhands]

+ 41237 Notes

MBTI most accurate descriptions

woolfhammer:

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable. 

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time. 

ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score. 

ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs. 

ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool. 

ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.

ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame. 

ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying. 

ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.

ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.

ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving. 

ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results. 

INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke. 

INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly. 

INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.

Jul 19 @ 5:39 PM
+ 449 Notes

it’s just  y o u  and  m e  now,  w e  are it, and hey,  b r o t h e r , that is a  b e a u t i f u l  thing.

Jul 19 @ 1:00 AM
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childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

Jul 17 @ 10:01 PM
christ   marvel   rt   q  
LLMNS