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lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

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coveredinsnow-:

sometimes i just 

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[chinhands]

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MBTI most accurate descriptions

woolfhammer:

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable. 

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg. power stats make them unbeatable and if you encounter one, maybe just curl up and forfeit, to save time. 

ESFP: giggly little shits. fun fun fun till her daddy takes the t-bird away. great for lifting your mood, not that great at lifting your credit score. 

ESFJ: too appropriate, totally lacking in awkwardness. they’ll never forget your birthday, which will make you feel like shit when you constantly forget theirs. 

ENTP: excellent companions if you enjoy people who instantly see through all your shit. very clever and very intuitive, you can’t fool them. i suggest you invest in other friends — ones you *can* fool. 

ENTJ: impatient with people who make mistakes, namely, everyone. they’ll respect you if you stand up to them but why do that when you can run away instead. cuddle them and see what happens. i’m curious.

ENFP: too puppy to live. best suited for the profession of musical nanny. not advised for use around an open flame. 

ENFJ: way too charming and capable, maybe they should stop making everyone else look bad. prone to making other people care about stuff they didn’t want to care about. so annoying. 

ISTP: such butts. best suited for an apocalypse scenario, if no such scenario exists, they will create danger because they get bored. don’t encourage them, but don’t discourage them, as reverse psychology works too well.

ISTJ: low drama and low maintenance, best value at this price tier. best suited to actual human existence. least weird, which makes them kinda weird.

ISFP: squishy little darlings you might want to keep in your pocket, but please don’t or they will become forlorn. they notice everything, and it’s unnerving. 

ISFJ: quietly and proudly do things for others. if you have a ring you need to deliver to mordor, take an ISFJ along with you for best results. 

INTP: cute intergalactic spiders you want to hug and mistrust. prone to making you laugh but then days later you will wonder whether you were the butt of the joke. 

INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly. 

INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water. 

INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.

Jul 19 @ 5:39 PM
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it’s just  y o u  and  m e  now,  w e  are it, and hey,  b r o t h e r , that is a  b e a u t i f u l  thing.

Jul 19 @ 1:00 AM
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childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

Jul 17 @ 10:01 PM
christ   marvel   rt   q  
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Kill me you say. Who is the Liar now, brother?

Jul 17 @ 8:01 PM
otp: nice feathers   loki   thor   fanart   q  
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oldshuck:

“Don’t worry, Scott! As Dictator-For-Life of G.R.O.S.S., it is my primary mission to make sure no slimy alphas get you! You can count on me!”

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“Hurry up and lower the rope, you guys! I brought the wolfsbane infused water balloons! Those alphas aren’t going to get rid of themselves, you know!”

Jul 17 @ 6:01 PM
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odysseiarex:

cassius slips a dagger into brutus’ hand. “do it,” he whispers. “for the vine.”

Jul 17 @ 4:02 PM
jesus   rt   q  
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Jul 17 @ 2:01 PM
about   kate beaton   art   q  
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sleepy-running:

I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

Jul 16 @ 11:01 PM
about   rt   q  
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veinte9:

on wednesdays we wear high-waisted booty shorts

beat up werewolves

and talk about boyz

[muffled sleigh bells-crown on the ground plays in the background]

Jul 16 @ 10:01 PM
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frenums:

note card doodle 

Jul 16 @ 9:01 PM
about   art   q  
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kaciart:

Just trying to get used to drawing them

Jul 16 @ 8:01 PM
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komisaari:

terribly self-indulgent allydia sketch also height difference

Jul 16 @ 7:02 PM
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Jul 16 @ 6:02 PM
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